- my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
- me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
Da Kid’s skin hasnt changed :p
Oops.












